So there has been many a jokes about me in regards to playing softball (It’s as if they expect me to come clean about something that is not there) My sister points it out just about every chance she gets. My argument will be that at least I was not a cheerleader, and had other girls’ hands on me, but she will always make fun of me.
My husband on the other hand… has just come flying out of the closet. I am trying to come to terms with it, but I am just in shock. How did this revelation come about?
Well picture it… Lancaster 2009… I was a young peasant girl…I was going to put on Handy Manny for Jeffrey when I made the discovery. There it was… in plain sight. I looked on our list of recorded programs and it read.
My husband on the other hand… has just come flying out of the closet. I am trying to come to terms with it, but I am just in shock. How did this revelation come about?
Well picture it… Lancaster 2009… I was a young peasant girl…I was going to put on Handy Manny for Jeffrey when I made the discovery. There it was… in plain sight. I looked on our list of recorded programs and it read.
The View HD. The View?!
What self respecting man watches the The View?!?! I closed the list, and reopened it, wondering if I had somehow made a mistake, but no. I could not believe it. Sure there had been addictions to Bridezillas, possibly Desperate Housewives, but The View confirmed it. My husband… yeah.
So I asked him why he recorded The View? Hoping it had been a mistake… He said it he recorded it because Jimmy Kimmel was on it. I felt a little better, that is, until Jimmy Kimmel came out dressed like a woman.
I think that is all that needs to be said.
I think that is all that needs to be said.
LOL! I still get the softball comments too:)
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